The Bible simply abounds with stories about people who really seem unlovable that God just decides to love anyway. One writer has described this as “God’s promiscuous love,” i.e., a love that seems to show no discernment and just gets scattered anywhere, to such a point that it seems immoral. I mean, some of those people really, really don’t deserve to be loved.

Well, at least I don’t think they deserve to be loved. Here are a few I can think of quickly off the top of my head.

I’ll start with Cain—he killed his brother and then lied about it. But God just spares him and makes sure that no one else can take retribution on him and sends him on his way. Now, how about Abraham? Twice, this fellow, traveling with the beautiful wife, arrives in a foreign country and is afraid that someone is going to kill him because his wife is so beautiful and the inhabitants will want her for themselves. What does he do? He tells people that she’s his sister, lets her be taken into a different household and be subject to the whims of other men, and is left sitting pretty and safe. What a jerk.

Lot is another great one. This guy is Abe’s nephew, and ends up living in a place that is pretty degraded morally. He has a couple of visitors one night, and the people in the town want to hurt his guests and violate them sexually. Lots offers his unmarried daughters instead to the townsmen so they can violate his daughters instead. He may win the prize for jerkdom.

Now, to be fair, there are also some women who really have no business receiving God’s love. There’s this story about a woman who is considered ritually impure and anything she touches is also considered dirty and impure. She rashly pushes her way through a crowd to touch Jesus’ clothes. Stupid woman—who is she to be so selfish as to want to make Jesus dirty? Why didn’t she just fade into the background like she should have? But Jesus insisted on healing her. Made no sense to anyone around him then.

All this makes me wonder what Jesus would do today with people who have made a total muck-up with their lives by stupid decisions and immoral behavior and lack of proper respect for the right way to do things. I have this strange sense that he’d love them, too. Promiscuous love—that’s what God is about.